There is weird fan fiction out there — weird. They write stories and do manga cartoons of what they think you get up to behind closed doors. Some of it’s funny. Some of it’s full-on sex. Get Martin to show you some.
Benedict Cumberbatch (via raptorsahoy)

GET MARTIN TO SHOW YOU SOME.
GET MARTIN TO SHOW YOU SOME.
(via greenparcel)
OH LORD.
(via bethums)
ABORT MISSION
(via super-spiffy)
GET MARTIN TO SHOW YOU SOME
DOES THAT MEAN HE READS IT
(via hetaliafantasy)
GET-FUCKING-MARTIN TO SHOW YOU SOME OF IT!
Does that mean Martin showed Bennedict the porn?
(Source: ifweburn-youburn, via colinbones)